‘I was worried about him s**gging Rose West!’ Alan Carr pokes fun at his ex-husband

Alan Carr has poked fun at his alcoholic ex-husband Paul Drayton’s time in prison after he was convicted of drink driving.

Comedian, 45, Alan, joked while performing at the Royal and Derngate Theatre in Northampton on Thursday, that he worried Paul would cheat on him while inside, saying: ‘He loves chubby people with glasses… I was worried about him s**gging [serial killer] Rose West!’

The couple – who were together for 13 years and married for three – announced their split in January, after Paul’s release, but remain good friends. 

Quite the oomparison: Serial killer Rose West

‘He loves chubby people with glasses… I was worried about him s****ing Rose West!’ Alan Carr mercilessly mocked ex-husband Paul Drayton’s prison stint after party planner was convicted of drink-driving

Drayton had been handed a 14-week jail term on Wednesday after pleading guilty to a single count of ‘driving a motor vehicle when alcohol level above limit’.

The Sun reported that Alan started off his stint by saying: ‘A lot has happened. I got married… You don’t read the bloody newspapers it’s gone to sh*t. I’ve got divorced.

‘It’s gone to sh*t. He was an alcoholic. He ended up in prison.’

As the audience let out an audible wince, Alan said: ‘I know you’re shocked ain’t you. F*****g prison.’

‘He rang me up complaining; “there’s a hole in the wall. The blanket’s itchy. The pillow is thin”. I said ‘it’s a prison sentence not an episode of Four In A Bed’

Alan jokingly expressed his concerns that Paul would cheat on him in prison. He said: ‘Because he has got a type. He loves chubby people with glasses. He does. He fancies them. I was worried about him s**gging Rose West!’

Break-up: The couple - who were together for 13 years and married for 3 - announced their split in January but remain good friends, as Alan looked back and joked about their doomed relationship, (pictured in November 2019)

Break-up: The couple – who were together for 13 years and married for 3 – announced their split in January but remain good friends, as Alan looked back and joked about their doomed relationship, (pictured in November 2019)

It comes after he reunited with Paul to spend ‘one last afternoon’ with their beloved red setter dog Bev before she passed away.

The couple, who were together for fourteen years, announced their separation in January following Paul’s conviction for drink-driving.

But Paul revealed the duo comforted their pet together before making the ‘hardest decision to make our last act of love and let our Bev go.’

The comedian, 45, left his audience in stiches at his sold out gig at the Royal and Derngate Theatre in Northampton as he exclaimed: 'I was worried about him s**gging Rose West!'

The comedian, 45, left his audience in stiches at his sold out gig at the Royal and Derngate Theatre in Northampton as he exclaimed: ‘I was worried about him s**gging Rose West!’

Taking to Instagram sharing several photos, Paul shared a long heartfelt message breaking the news.

He penned: ‘It is with a heavy broken heart that myself and Alan had to make the hardest decision to make our last act of love and let our Bev go.’ 

‘She has been the best companion I could have hoped for. She has been my rock and saviour on many many occasions and I cannot begin to tell you how much we will miss her.

‘We spent her last afternoon altogether in the garden of my new home, laughing, chatting and reminiscing on how much joy she brought to our lives, which is what I wanted her to feel and share.

RIP: Alan Carr (pictured) and ex-husband Paul Drayton reunited to spend 'one last afternoon' with their dog Bev before she passed away

RIP: Alan Carr (pictured) and ex-husband Paul Drayton reunited to spend ‘one last afternoon’ with their dog Bev before she passed away

Happier times: The former couple have come back together as they spent the final moments of their dog's life together (pictured Paul Drayton)

Happier times: The former couple have come back together as they spent the final moments of their dog’s life together (pictured Paul Drayton)

So sad: The TV presenter took to the comments of the post adding several red hearts while Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden also penned a sad face emoji

So sad: The TV presenter took to the comments of the post adding several red hearts while Britain’s Got Talent judge Amanda Holden also penned a sad face emoji

‘For all you pet owners out there, give them a kiss and hold them tight and tell them you love them. RIP my angel.’

He ended the caption: ‘Love always, (Strict) Daddy.’

The TV presenter took to the comments of the post adding several red hearts. 

Britain’s Got Talent judge Amanda Holden also penned a sad face emoji. 

And Alan himself posted some broken heart emojis in the comments. 

Alan and Paul were married in 2018, with his close pal Adele getting ordained so she could conduct the ceremony.

The pair’s split was announced in January with a spokesperson saying in a statement: ‘After 13 years as a couple and three years of marriage, Alan Carr and Paul Drayton would like to announce they are separating.

‘They have jointly and amicably made the difficult decision to divorce and go their separate ways. We request that their privacy is respected at this sensitive time.’

Exes: Alan and Paul were married in 2018, with his close pal Adele getting ordained so she could conduct the ceremony - pictured together in 2019

Exes: Alan and Paul were married in 2018, with his close pal Adele getting ordained so she could conduct the ceremony – pictured together in 2019 

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